| From: | Andrew Guard |
| Date: | 2 Sep 99 at 22:03:17 |
| Subject: | Re: Amiga Inc do it again... |
How do we do, James
On 01-Sep-99, you wrote:
> Gosh, what a coincidence...just as Amiga Inc go silent "to get some work
> done", they also fire their Public Relations guy...
>
No, it just that yearly retrial of fire PR man ever year at Amiga. Now
there job going at Amiga about PR, well I don't want it.
Regards
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
-- Thoreau
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There's this company that keeps making so many error's it's thinking of
buying a computer to blame them on
-- F.G.
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The computer revolution has realy changed the way we do business. Rather
than
bothering with elaborate excuses we just say "the computer's down."
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The perfect computer has just come onto the market - when it makes an error
it
blames it on anouther computer!
-- S J Wilcox
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If architects designed buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then
the
first woodpecker that came along would distroy cilization.
-- ANON
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New systems generate new problems.
-- ANON
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Some suggested that a certain house should have a rhinoceros as their logo.
It's think-skinned, short-sighted and changes a lot.
-- James Crick
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Programer "Computers will take over the world."
Engineer "When they learn to wire their own plugs."
-- Mark Slattery
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Gross incompetence is defined as '144 computer programmers.'
- James Crick
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The personality of the programmer is reflected in the actual program.
That's
why computers act like bolshy uncooperative egomaniacs with a drink problem.
-- D.J. Fleming
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Computer viruses can affect humans, too. When one trashed my hard disk I
felt
sick for a week.
-- Mike Knowles
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The alarm on the computer beeped and a message flashed on the screen:
MEMORY LOST.
The operator typed in: WHEN?
The computer screen flashed: WHEN WHAT?
-- Kevin Goldstein-Jackson
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Why are computers considered to be a step up in the business world when
they're are down so often?
-- F.G.
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If Murphy had used a computer his law would of probably have been lost when
the computer crashed.
- Mike Knowles
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With a computer we can now do a full eight hours of work in just one hour.
Of
couse, it takes seven hours to figure out what we did.
-- S.K. Jones
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A computer is a machine that can do things real fast - like get you angry.
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Using an artificial intelligence program, the first ever computer joke has
been generated. It goes 0100110101010110111011. Well computers think it's
funny.
-- D.J. Fleming
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The major computer firms are working desperately to develop artificial
intelligence. Some of the people I work with have perfected it - without
the
help of a computer.
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